The Sweet Potato Queens are bona fide experts at planning a marvelous marriage, so who better to provide this handy wedding planner? And even if you're not planning your own nuptials, surely you have dreamt about your perfect day, regardless of whether you've met Mr. Right yet! In this essential manual, you'll learn:
How to plan a truly regal wedding
What to wear (and what not to wear) to your own wedding, or to anyone else's
How to organize the sassiest games and sauciest entertainment for the occasion
How to plan and prepare the greasiest, tastiest wedding vittles for your big-ass guests
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The Sweet Potato Queens know a thing or two about ending a marriage, so who better to provide this crucial divorce guide? Besides, whether you're getting your own personal divorce or not, chances are you'll be calling Mr. Right Mr. I-Don't-Think-So sometime in the future! In this practical handbook, you'll learn:
How to survive even the nastiest divorce while maintaining your queenly composure
Why it's appropriate—and necessary!—to throw divorce showers and send out divorce announcements
Why love is even better the second, third, or fourth time around
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If you haven't been introduced to the phenomenon of the Sweet Potato Queens, then Jill Conner Brown's doubleheader is the perfect invitation. She reads this work her very own self, so you can enjoy every extra vowel of her Southern drawl. This enlightening recording will educate you on the finer points of appropriate finger foods for wedding receptions, including the difference between sandwiches and "sammiches," as well as provide instructions on how to pick appropriately dreadful gowns for your bridesmaids in order to ensure your bride-y loveliness. The SPQ WEDDING PLANNER AND DIVORCE GUIDE is not only laugh-out-loud funny, but my-sides-hurt-from-laughing funny. R.F. (c) AudioFile 2006, Portland, Maine
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The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner and Divorce Guide
by Jill Conner Browne
